Drytooling Meetup SPC Basement

SHOULDER SEASON SUPPORT GROUP: Sharp Things & Questionable Choices

The rocks are weeping, the alpine's a slushy hellscape, and your climbing shoes are growing mushrooms. Time to embrace the dark arts of drytooling—because nothing says "I make good choices" like swinging medieval weapons at innocent gym holds.

Join our ragtag band of tool-wielding degenerates for an evening of controlled chaos. We'll pump out on jugs, compare forearm bruises, and debate whether that move was actually a figure-4 or just panic-induced interpretive dance.

Misery loves company! Bring your tools, your questionable technique, and that masochistic enthusiasm that got you into climbing in the first place. 

No heroes here—just a bunch of dirtbags refusing to accept that sometimes the weather wins. Tape your hands, lower your expectations, and let's get weird with it.

Warning: May result in newfound respect for actual ice climbers and/or existential questions about your hobby choices.⛏️💀